I wish everyone in the world could read this book. Happiness is deciding that you want to be happy and knowing what that means. Amazing books that make you laugh to learn from. I love the fact that the author shares relatable experiences and struggles, it makes the book homey. There is no doubt that some lawsuits must be litigated in court for a number of reasons. However, there are some lawsuits that probably should never see the light of day in a courtroom. Some are funny, some are frivolous and some are just plain outrageous, but they all beg the question: How did this case ever to go trial?
If you were the judge, how would you rule in each case? A man sold his body to science and sues to get it back. A woman sues her husband for not having sex with her. After reading each case, decide how you would rule. Choose from three answers. After making your ruling, turn the page for the actual verdict.
The ruling in some cases will amaze you! Download or Buy eBook Here. Leave a Comment Cancel reply. Go to mobile version. Throughout this period "insanity" existed primarily as a legal term rather than a medical one; yet the testimony of psychiatric experts is required in cases in which an insanity defense is raised" Disorder in the Court is a humorouslook at how society has affected the way we think, act and dress, particularly concerning court defendants.
The text contains excerpts of events from both the court and the author's former police career. There are no holds-barred from adjectives used to describethe behavior of people. The author is referred to as "The Greeter," which will be explained in the text. Relax, read andenjoy.
But keep a box of tissues handy, as you may be brought to tears with laughter. Sevilla Publisher: W. Charles M. Sevilla finds comic gems in court transcripts—and now brings readers a delightful, all-new collection.
Starting with a chapter on the defendants one of whom, when asked his marital status, replies after a long pause, "Adequate" and following with sections on lawyers, experts, witnesses, evidence, and even one called "Malaprops" DA: The status of the boat has no relevance to this case at all. This is a total fishing expedition. Stories from Sevilla's previous books have become viral Internet sensations, priming readers for more legal disorder, such as: Clerk: Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you are about to given in the cause now pending before this court shall be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
Witness: Yes, I swear. Presented by CourtComics. The quotes contained in this book are things real people actually said, word for word, under oath in legal court proceedings and are forever immortalized in the public record.
This fully illustrated, cartoon panel book brings these humorous quotes to life! It is true that lawyers and witnesses say the darndest things! Please enjoy a good laugh at their expense. While trying to be completely serious, the words escaping their mouths are anything but. It is true that lawyers and witnesses say the darndest things.
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